Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 905 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Medals Earned: 4/13 (60/450 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (95/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (125/260 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/210 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (275/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Lose a life on the second level.
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Save the galaxy.
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
